Eyona tip apha musa zama kakhulu nzima
Wamkelekile ukuba inxalenye zethu isigaba uphawu"Nuances."apho kwi-ngokwayo iqulathe ukwazisa kwaye kwangoko imimandlaNgoko ke, ngoku ukuba kufuneka limisele ukuba ezindleleni ayikho kwaye unoxanduva, qiniseka ukuba ubeke onke amaxwebhu wakho yakho pocket (okanye purse, ukuba ungummi umfazi, okanye murse ukuba ungummi Russian umntu) phambi kwenu inyathelo indlu. Kuxhomekeke kwizicwangciso zakho imeko, oku kuya kuquka izinto ezifana nendawo yakho incwadana yokundwendwela, visa, umqhubi ke sephepha-mvume, umqhubi ke sephepha-mvume uguqulelo (notarized yoqobo iikopi kuphela, nceda), immigration ikhadi, ubhaliso, namaphepha angama-residency amaxwebhu, ngowe- ibanga le-nd semester ingxelo ikhadi, kwaye ezimbalwa imifanekiso yakho encinci abantwana (ukuba oko kuyasebenza apha). Into yokuqala ukuya ukumbule kukuba uxwebhu khangela uza zixhomekeke largely kwindlela yakho personal imbonakalo. Ezininzi enkulu Russian izixeko kuphela abantu wearing fur hats simemo kwakhona ingaba visitors ukusuka distant villages, abantu abadala, kwaye abakhenkethi. Ndiyacinga awunokwazi ingaba kakhulu kakhulu malunga yakho imigca enqamlezeneyo umbala, kodwa ukuba ujonga ngathi ufuna ukusuka kwi-Central okanye e-Asia Caucasian kukho okulungileyo ithuba uzakufumana amaxwebhu wakho ikhangelwe namhlanje. Olukhulu! Ngoku ukuba uyayazi into hayi wear kwaye apho paperwork ukuba ukuzithwala, makhe ndiye ngaphandle kuba uxwebhu khangela.
Oko kwenzeka kum hayi kakhulu ixesha elide eyadlulayo
Eyona ndlela yokufumana phandle ukuba bayilibala na akubantu kukuba inyathelo lesi-waphuma endlwini yakho kwaye wahamba phezulu elikufutshane ezikhoyo komthetho yabasebenzi umntu kunikela kwabo a hearty accompanied angeliso ngokulinganayo ezingafanelekanga ubungqina hug. Mna ke ehamba phantsi street, nje minding wam eyakho"'s"kwaye"'s"xa mna uqaphele a policeman seating a mfana wakhe car owaye, unhappily, ayinako ukwenza nantoni na malunga yakhe Central Asian imisebenzi. Oku ngonaphakade ngoko ke ngocoselelo conflicted kunye wam amaxabiso kwaye ndenza eyona mpazamo kuwe shouldn ayikwazi ukwenza ukuba wena musa ufuna kuba amaxwebhu wakho. org Ukuba ubangela kuthi Engundoqo Umthetho kuba Avoiding Ukufumana Amaxwebhu Wakho Ikhangelwe: Ungaze Wenze Iliso Uqhagamshelane Ne-Policeman okanye Ezindleleni Policeman. Ewe, zange jonga a policeman. Mna kuba ama-empirical ubungqina bokuba ngokwenza njalo uza iziphumo uxwebhu khangela. Lokuqhuba elidlulileyo yezithuthi policeman? Jonga yonke into kuzo zonke kwendalo ngaphandle policeman. Kunjalo, ngaxeshanye kufuneka siqwalasele kuye ngaphandle yembombo yakho iliso nje kwimeko yena ingaba ufuna tsala kuwe phezu nakanjani na.
Mna bafumanisa ukuba ngoku ukuba nkqu xa mna ndwendwela wam s ilizwe kubalulekile ingrained kum ukuphepha zonke iliso qhagamshelana nabo bonke komthetho yabasebenzi.
Kwaye ngeyonanto into endiyenzileyo. Ukususela wam uluvo ubulungisa bebe ngonaphakade ngoko ke ngocoselelo encroached phezu ndenza iliso uqhagamshelane kunye wathi Umnu Policeman (formerly kwaba kwidilesi efanelekileyo kubo njengoko"Comrade Militia Umntu", ngoku kubalulekile"Umnu Policeman).
Umnu Policeman wahamba phezulu kum nge efanayo smug jonga ukuba ndinqwenela ukuba ndibe nezinto ezinjalo a ebukekayo ujonge efanayo ekhatshwe i-oluzenzekelayo assault isixhobo draped jikelele wam neck kwaye wathi,"Makhe khangela amaxwebhu wakho, kakhulu,"ndinqwenela yancinci offended ukuba lowo hadn khange wathi"kakhulu".
Apparently, ethabatha offense egameni mfana kunye Central Asian imisebenzi ehleli kuyo i-cruiser zifunyenweyo imida yayo xa Umnu Policeman wacebisa ukuba mna share abo Central Asian imisebenzi. Iingcaphephe ingqumbo yam ayiyi njengoko amalungisa njengoko ndinqwenela ukuba kuya kubanjalo. Okanye mhlawumbi ndiza nje kancinci elinovakalelo malunga wam bushy amashiya ukuba ingaba iingcaphephe ezilahlekileyo zabo isibheno ukususela uzuko imihla xa Comrade Breshnev waba kwi-helm ye-Red Empire. Konke, ndikuvayo ndaye kuhle oku ezithile uxwebhu khangela. Mna kusetyenziswa yam imihla kwaye likhulu uxwebhu jonga isicwangciso-qhinga: isicwangciso-Buchule ye Staring Blankly kunye yintoni abanye Russians zichaza njengoko"isikwere amehlo". Ewe, ndifuna ukunceda wena ngokunika kuwe wam namaphepha angama-ukuzijonga. Hayi, lam i-elevator ngu-hayi sharpest kwi-drawer kwaye akukho yam knife ingaba hayi yeka ngalo lonke floors. Ewe, ke kuxhomekeke kuwe guess nokuba ngaba ndithetha ilizwi ka-Russian okanye hayi. Bam amazement, ukususela usebenzisa le technique, hayi kuphela komthetho igosa sele wabuza kum xa ndithetha Russian okanye hayi.
Mna nje stare blankly, grunting okanye nodding kwentloko yam, ukuba kuyimfuneko.
Baye ke ekugqibeleni isandla emva kwam wam namaphepha angama-kwaye ngaphandle ndiyahamba.) Demanding umguquleli kwi-olugqibeleleyo Russian. Oku isebenza kuba traffic amapolisa misa de ndathola i-Russian umqhubi ke sephepha-mvume apho igama lam lipelwe"Endryu".) Smiling, nodding, kwaye agreeing kunzima ukusebenza ngokupheleleyo kunye nokuba policeman utshilo.
Isebenza ngakumbi kulungile ukuba ngaba ngokwenene yaye waphula umthetho.
Ukulungele ukuhlasela lokuqala umntu ukwenza oku kule ezithile policeman ke career. Nkqu ukuba ufumane fined, ke kukunceda kakhulu ukhangelo uza kufumana kwi-kubuya.) Umnikelo a bribe. Ke umdla ukuba akunyanzelekanga ukuba ndiyinqaye. nkqu kakhulu mna-amalungisa Westerners nika kwaye ukuba uhlawule bribe. Ke ukuba, ubuncinane iminyaka elishumi ukusukela a policeman wabuza kum kuba bribe. Baya musa kufuneka ngenxa Comrade Abemi zonke kakhulu eager ukunikela kwi kwezabo. Inyaniso yeyokuba, indlela iyama urhwaphilizo iqala nani, kwezo meko umxhasi.) Threatening ukuba umnxeba i-US Karhulumente Isebe okanye lawyer.
Ngaba ngcono qiniseka uyakwazi umva le phezulu okanye uza end phezulu ujonge pretty silly.) Pretending ukuthetha Russian poorly.
Andiqondi recommend lena. Bambalwa kakhulu abantu abathi kuthetha kanjalo unako ngokuqinisekileyo tsala ngayo ngaphandle. Omnye umhlobo olungileyo zezikomiti lena kwaye waphela phezulu ngomhla ikhamera nge-i-English ukuthetha wobulali iindaba reporter abo kwenzeka ukuba abe filming ezindleleni amapolisa emsebenzini. Uthini wena? Yintoni oyithandayo uxwebhu ukukhangela amava? Yintoni ufuna ntoni xa amaxwebhu wakho ingaba ikhangelwe? Ingaba oku kwenza ukuba uziva? Izimvo ngezantsi! Ukuba ke omkhulu Andy. Ndiza iindaba kuwe cinga kum"okulungileyo umhlobo"kwaye ukuba ucinga mna"kuthetha kakuhle"kwi-Russian. Nisolko ekunene, isingesi ukuthetha reporter ruined wam wonke isicwangciso, kwaye intliziyo ngaphandle nje poorly ixesha elizayo mna balingwe ukuba tsala efanayo stunt."Inkcazelo insanity ngu ngokwenza enye into phezu kwaye phezu kwakhona kwaye ilindele ezahlukeneyo iziphumo".
Mna figured wam chances ka ekubeni omnye isixhosa ukuthetha reporter bonisa phezulu okwesibini baba pretty absurd (ngaphantsi kwe- kwi-th ithuba).
Ingxaki okwesibini waba ukuba igosa ngokuba wam bluff kwaye wathi,"mna uyakwazi ukubona yi-kobuso benu ukuze nibe ukuqonda yonke into ndinguye esithi kuwe"Lam incarceration waba kakhulu glplanet. Ngamanye amaxesha ndava na zoo monkey kodwa imibulelo Avgust ukuba akazange yokugqibela ixesha elide.
Ed kwaye mna baba bemangalisiwe ukuba yintoni dried omnyama iimboniselo waba kwi floor.
Ed ke inkumbulo waba ukuba umntu vomited. Ezinye okokuba kwaba mnandi ukubona - ezahlukeneyo abalindi laugh e kuthi bemangalisiwe ukuba sasivuya ngokwenene Americans. Ungalibali amaxwebhu wakho. okanye mhlawumbi kuba amava njenge kwethu.
